Sunday sometime:
Why My Wife Hates Prime Numbers

Marriage is an endless voyage of discovery. For those of you who don't know us, I'm a computer guy who's into math. My wife Molly is literally banned from touching the server at work, and tends to think about math as often as I think about buying gift wrap. So it was surprising to hear her volunteer this today:

I finally figured out why I've never liked prime numbers: They're arrogant.

As a math guy, I didn't even know how to begin to respond, so we ended up talking about something else (non-gift-wrap-related).